A Christmas gift they'll use every morning.
The Silly Season Selection Box brings together a festive selection of the Paleo Hero range, Aussie-made and grain-free, plus four 500g pantry staples and our Christmas Delights Recipe eBook. Breakfast sorted, baking covered, snacks ready for the long summer days.
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CHRISTMAS EDITIONSilly Season Selection Box: Aussie-Made Paleo Christmas Hamper
π Secure checkout Β· Free shipping Australia-wide Β· Order by 16 Dec for Christmas
One box. The whole silly season sorted.
No scrambling for breakfast on Christmas morning, no last-minute baking panic, and a snack drawer that stays stocked through to New Year's.
- A festive selection of the Paleo Hero range, Aussie-made and grain-free
- Four 500g Function Well Foods pantry staples
- FREE Christmas Delights Recipe eBook
- A Christmas gift they'll actually use
- Save over $33 vs buying separately β A$191.05 instead of A$224.75
Order by 16 December for the best chance of Christmas delivery. Every box ships within 2 business days, so there's time β but not much.
Breakfast sorted. Baking covered. Snacks ready.
Everything you need for the busiest, best weeks of the year, in one box.

Breakfast sorted
Primal Muesli, Choc Granola and porridge ready for slow Christmas mornings.

Baking covered
Bread, pancakes and festive treats, all grain-free and no fuss.

Snacks ready
Slices and trail mix on hand for beach days, road trips and visitors.
13 reasons it won't last till January
Your Paleo Hero selection
- Primal Muesli 750g
- Choc Granola 750g
- Bread Mix 350g
- Almond Porridge Mix 250g
- Pancake Mix 200g
- Coconut Berry Slice 70g
- Nut Crunch Slice 70g
- Trail Mix 100g
Function Well Foods pantry staples (4 Γ 500g)
- Whole Almonds
- Shredded Coconut
- Dried Cranberries
- Raw Honey
Christmas Delights Recipe eBook
Festive recipes for cooking, entertaining and giving. Yours FREE with every box.
The gift that solves a problem
Useful, delicious and gone by January β the kind of present that actually gets used.
The person who's hard to buy for
Skip the candle and socks β give them breakfast, baking and snacks they'll genuinely enjoy.
The host who'd welcome something useful
A thank-you that stocks their pantry for all the guests still to come.
You, if you'd like an easy holiday
One order and the silly season's breakfasts, bakes and snacks are covered.
From order to under the tree in three easy steps
Order your box
Choose how many boxes you need (up to 10) and check out securely.
Packed fresh in Australia
We pack every box fresh in Australia and check it before it ships.
Shipped within 2 business days
Free shipping Australia-wide, straight to your door.
Order by 16 December for the best chance of Christmas delivery.
Order Before 16 December
What Paleo Hero households say
Real reviews from Paleo Hero customers.
βAbsolutely best muesli I have ever had! Thank you for making such a fresh and amazing product for myself and my family to enjoyβ
βI go out of my way to obtain this delicious high-value muesli, especially when I travel. Full of nuts seeds and flavour with just a hint of dried fruity sweetness. Fabulous by itself, with fruit and any milks, or I use coconut oil and warm water.β
βDefinitely love this muesli mix, a favourite for all the family.β
Our Silly Season Promise
Every box is packed fresh in Australia and checked before it ships. If anything arrives damaged or isn't right, contact us and we'll make it right β replaced or refunded, no fuss, no forms.
Questions, answered
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by 16 December for the best chance of Christmas delivery. Every box ships within 2 business days, and delivery times depend on your location.
How much is shipping?
Free shipping Australia-wide on the Silly Season Box.
Can I send it as a gift?
Yes β just enter the recipient's address at checkout.
Is everything grain-free and gluten-free?
Yes. The Paleo Hero range is grain-free and gluten-free.
How do I get the Christmas Delights eBook?
The eBook is a digital download, included free with your box.
Can I order more than one box?
Yes β you can order up to 10 boxes. Just use the quantity selector before you check out.
Give the gift they'll open every morning
Free shipping Australia-wide Β· Gluten-free Β· Order by 16 December for the best chance of Christmas delivery.
Order the Silly Season Box β A$191.05